Its a Oasis Heaton Park special for this weeks show.
I’ll be playing some top Oasis songs plus getting backstage news and gossip!
Plus Big Brother chat, Afternoon Apology, Mum’s The Word and another Son of A Bitch!
Its all happening this Saturday, 12 til 2! Be cool and have a listen.
Oh and here’s a picture taken on site by my mate, who’s been there backstage.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy now!
Right, I’ve not really updated this blog in a while due to me always forgetting to do it although I’m sure not that many people read it so all is no doubt forgiven.
I don’t really have a lot to say, except keep listening to the show every Saturday 12 til 2 in the afternoon. It’s a right larf.
Oh and join the facebook group too! I’m very proud as I’m almost up to 500 members. Wowee wow.
Right thats me done.
I’m going to finish writing now. This is the end. For Now.
With excessive hugs.
David x
Right, so if you didn’t know already I’ve moved time slots, I’m here to reinviograte the Saturday afternoon schedules.
And I’m not alone, I’m joined by Ant who can only be described as my crazy dogsboddy. Together we’re going to give you two hours of entertainment between 12 and 2 on your Saturday afternoon. Please do have a listen! Its going to be goooooood!
This week we will be finally eating Octopus. If you didn’t know about this, a few weeks ago I was talking about eating Octopus, I STUPIDLY said I would try it. Some of you have held me to that. Its finally happening this week after I really did forget to bring it in. But its happening this Saturday! It cost £3.50 for the jar and you can see a picture below of the lovely Octypussy that me and Ant will be eating live on the radio. Its meant to taste like rubber. It has lots of tenticles o_0
If thats not enough Ant also had his eyebrows waxed, we will explain WHY on air but you can here the agony on the show as we play you the AUDIO we got from his excruciating experience!
Have a listen, you’ll be glad you did, let us kiss your hangover or keep you company whilst you enjoy your Saturday afternoon. You’ll be glad you did.
With stupid amounts of love.
David x x
For the people that have contacted me and requested the Dan Shaw Song lyrics, here they are:
Dan Shaw
There’s no need to feel down
I said Dan Shaw
He’ll buy in a round
I said Dan Shaw
He’s a lovely boy
Dan Shaw
He’s so handsome n coy
Dan Shaw
Always gets down on the dancefloor
Dan Shaw
Don’t worry though - he won’t touch your backdoor
Dan Shaw
He was just on
Dan Shaw
He has just gone.
Now you can sing along next time.
Big hugz and a bum squeeze
David
x
Is Britney Spears fit again? I think so.
Is it just me who’s not fussed on the return of the Wispa bar? To me its an inferior Aero. And I also think its a little sad people bleat on about it so much, c’mon, its just chocolate.
Its Halloween soon, woot holla. Oooh yeah! I IMPORE you to dress up however old you are. I’ve never actually seen an old person dressed up although I’d love to. You should especially dress up for work too - its the one day you can get away with it. I’d love to see Office Workers dressed as Beatlejuice. You know you wanna. Oh and don’t dress up as a nurse or something girls, its Halloween not ‘dress up as a midly sexy fantasy figure - with added rolls of fat’, be a Corpse Bride or summat yeah?
Talking of halloween, Jodie Marsh still exists. Good lord she doesn’t even look human anymore.
Happy Birthday to The Smufs! They’re 50! They’ve aged well, I wonder what skincare regime they use. Apparantley they’re doing some new Smurf episodes with some ‘empowered women smurfs’. I don’t like it when they bring back cartoons and chop and change them. I read the the other day there’s a new version of Postman Pat where he has a helecopter and a Blackberry. Its just wrong.
Whatever happened to pop sensations Blazin Squad? A tenner says at least one is on the dole.
Could all chuggers (AKA charity muggers) go bite each other’s noses off PLEASE? Oh but before you say, David they’re doing a good deed, might I correct you… They’re on comission!
That means they’re either getting an hourly rate or half the money you pledge to the charity. So that gives you permission to be offhand with em. Do it. May I reccomend the ‘I’ve just lost my job’ line to get rid of them. It’s worth it just to see their little faces drop in a momentary lapse of sympathy before they move on to their next ‘mate’.
Am I wrong for SOMETIMES fancying comatose pastry Amy Winehouse? I think its just out of curiosity more than anything.
I really need to stop going on eBay so much. I’ve just bought some cowboy boots.
Why do men keep dumping Jennifer Aniston? She’s looking gooooood for her age, you’d think somebody would want her. Maybe she’s a bunny boiler or a control freak or something, I wouldn’t mind finding out either way and I’d probably take her to Pizza Hut for a buffet meal if she was up for it.
What the hell is going on with Man City? I don’t like it.
Looking back at childen’s TV show Funhouse, it wasn’t THAT fun. I’d rate it 7/10 for funness.
Thats it.
x
I’m not that fussed about football, I can take it or leave it.
However, what I do know is that footballers, the majority of the time, are arseholes, as astutely portrayed by this very clever and funny video from one of my favourite TV shows.
Enjoy!
Monkey Dust’s Roy of the Roasters sketch.
Whats the point in Callum Best?
Rachael won Big Brother? That is crap. My phone has more personality than her. Oh and before I saw Heat/OK magazine, I forget which one (is there a difference other than the byline?) and there was a story about Rex admitting he’d cheated on his blondestick. Meh, I hope they all go away. Somebody should send them over to Bangladesh to work in a call centre.
I haven’t stood in dog muck since I was young. I’ve no idea why, it happened a fair few times when I was a youn’un. I think I’ve just been lucky. URGH - isn’t standing in dog crap horrible. Especially when you’re wearing trainers with grooves in the soul where it all sinks into. Deary me.
Myspace is now redundant.
WHY are the ‘roast ox’ flavour crisps I had earlier ’suitable for vegans’? I think they’d prefer a pack of cheese and onion.
Whatever happened to Justin Hawkings from The Darkness?
How have I not noticed how hot Kelly Brook is before now? I hear she’s going out with some 20 year old rugby player. I’m 20 years old. I could be her lover, I can’t throw an odd shaped ball but I can make amusing calls to TESCO on my radio show.
That is all. x
They’re no Wings or Ringo and his All Starr Band but they did alright for themselves.
This song has been stuck in my head all day, a lovely portion of pop perfection from The Beatles.
Nowhere Man from Rubber Soul, which is one of my favourite Beatles tracks. Lennon’s vocals/lyrics are spot on, Paul’s bass is tighter than an elastic band around the ganglies, the drumming from Starr is spot on as always and George has a nice trebbly solo. Now watch the vid, its the version from Yellow Submarine, its amazing.
Enjoy your weekend. Listen in Sunday 2-4 or I’ll send some anthrax in the post.
x
Alright rugrats.
Cheers for checking out my blog. Its better than Lily Allen’s so thats something.
Right, for the time being I’m going to be down to just my Sunday show for a bit 
I’m leaving Wednesdays 5-7 for the time being as I’ve got some work on. I’m hoping I’ll be able to get a second show when something comes free. I’ve got a few good ideas, I’ve got some good ideas for a ‘kerayzee bonkerz’ sort of evening show and maybe an agony uncle sorta thing but we’ll just see what happens.
Right.. so its the Big Brother finale tonight.
Should be good. Its been a weird one this year, pretty dull with the exception of Mikey who I really like. I want him to win. If not for the two moments on the show where he was hit with a custom made cricket ball and ate a chilly messily/impressely. Oh and I liked it when he stuck on that ladies undearwear early on in the series… aaah he’s an excentric. So I do hope he’ll win.
If you didn’t see the ‘chilli’ thing check out the video below.
Although I get the feeling Aussie Spitting Image puppet Sara might win due to the fact Rex and Darnell bullied her so she’s getting the sympathy vote.She’s reasonably attractive I’d rather she didn’t win on account of her being a bit annoying!Rachael, Rex, Darnell - I’m not a fan of them. Rachael has stolen her persona from an Enid Blyton book, Rex is a bully even though some of his quips can be amusing and Darnell scares the crap out of me, not only for the fact that he speaks like Michael Jackson but with his general fruitcake behaviour.
It should be reasonably good. I’m looking forward to seeing how Davina handles Mikey’s interview, especially the part where they show him his best of video. As he is blind. I’m sure she’s handle it with her usual tactful sensibility. Ha ha.
“Here’s your best o… if you just look at that scree… oh you can’t… here are you best bits…. have a listen… we used The Proclaimers for the music…”.
