Things you should never say to a DJ!!

December 6, 2008 – 9:48 am

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A “BEAT”!
3. I DON’T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE’RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY “**********”, ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY
14. CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16.’I'm the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song…’
17. Can you please play it again
18. Is it gonna be this music all night??
19. Can you play song no “**” on the disc “*” of “Random unheard of compilation” CD
20. Hey! Where can I buy dr**s”
21. Can I leave my coat in here ?
22. Where is the cloakroom/toilets/bar/exit??
23. Can you make an announcement that its my Birthday
24. How much should I pay you to play “**********”
25. Did you see the girl/boy I came in with ??????
26. ‘Jack and coke please’
27. Do you have a pen?
28. Are you the DJ????
29. ‘Can I plug my ipod in so you can play MY music’
30. You Should play (insert name of the current biggest track here) and see how eveybody will dance
31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???
32.Can you play something faster
33. Do you have a microphone to shout out my birthday ?
34. You got any R+B and Hip Hop ? (When playing house) & Vice Versa
35. Can I look thru your music/cds/records
36. Hey, what happens if I pull out this ? (When using Serato).
37. Can I play with the knobs ?
38. “you’re really good for a girl” !!! haha
39. Dont mix in or out of the song , just play it from the beginning to the end
40. What you got a laptop for (while using serato)? Bet it mixes it all for you…..that’s cheating!
41. While using serato with a laptop ” hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.?”

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December 4, 2008 – 10:40 pm

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David Foran Show 1/8/08

August 1, 2008 – 7:21 pm

Not being big-headed here or nothing, but wasn’t tonight’s show brilliant!  Thanks to everyone the got involved, thanks for your e-mails and msn’s as always.  Without you, our wonderful listeners, this show would be boring(ish).

 

Sorry if we didn’t get all your cheesy song requests out there but unfortunately we only have an hour to get them all played but we do try our best.

 

Anyway, British Gas, what a nerve posting £1bn profits and then hiking our prices up by 35%.  In retaliation we have set up a Facebook Group.  Join it via David Foran or Stef Petrie’s Facebook page and we will wage WAR against the corporations that are intent on making monumental profits at the expense of all us mere mortals.

Daves i know

August 1, 2008 – 12:33 am

Dave & Stef

July 26, 2008 – 1:52 pm

25 July show, well we have had it all!!!  Technical problems (due to the heat of course!), heated debate and as always CHEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEE.

Thanks to everyone who emailed and MSN’d in especially you Bernard, say hello to your carer for me.  He’s 78 you know, ha ha.

We discussed the beautiful Adele and we absolutely agree with you, you look great as you are and it is all about being happy.

Special thanks have to go to David ‘call me Dave’ Cameron for keeping us all entertained.  David we are so sorry to hear about you having you bike nicked but you have to agree that it was your own fault for chaining it to a concrete bollard.  Everyone knows that you need something that is not going to allow a prospective thief to just simply lift the chain over, its common sense man!!

 Also, don’t forget about the Blind Date feature.  You can get a free night out at a yet undisclosed Manchester location on us here at ManchesterRadioOnline with what could turn out to be the love of your life.  What have you got to lose?

All you need to do is email a picture and a little bit about yourself to any of the following –

 davidforan@manchesterradioonline.com

Stefan.Petrie@manchesterradioonline.com

Or

studio@manchesterradioonline.com

Don’t forget to head you email with ‘Blind Date’ and we will do the rest.  It’s that easy.  That goes doubly for any MALE listeners.  C’mon fella’s don’t be shy.  We have a load of very interesting female participants who would like to get to know you better.  This beats any of them dating sites because we supply the booze!!!!

 What are you waiting for?? 

Dave Foran is back every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 5pm to 7pm with his all new show, where he will be filtering out all you singles and matching up one lucky couple for the time of their lives.

Don’t be shy, you never know, this could be exactly what you have been waiting for.

Keep listening Peeps and remember ‘it takes two baby’ xxx

Dave & Stef

Gimme Gimme Gimme - Linda’s Dating Lesson

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Muppet Show With Dave & Andy

July 11, 2008 – 1:56 am

HYPNOTIZE YOURSELF into being a yodler

July 11, 2008 – 1:14 am

Dave & Andy

May 7, 2008 – 6:36 pm

Andy My Copilot. On The Show.

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